Your wallet is a graveyard. Get the report.
Paste any Solana wallet. We count the dead coins, grade the damage and print a card you can post.
Patient: $TReport
-- BPM
every buy is a heartbeat. every sell skips one. 10 sells in a row, or 15 minutes without a buy, and it flatlines. the next buy brings it back.
- Coins held
- Dead
- Still worth
- Biggest bag
The graveyard
Still breathing
Enter today's Funeral Fund
The morgue, live
0 bodies counted today across 0 wallets
Just pronounced
Biggest graveyards today
The undertaker's log
The Funeral Fund
In the coffin: -- SOL, 0 mourners today
- fees fill the coffin. 25% of $TReport's creator fees go to the coffin wallet.
- hold $20 worth of $TReport, run your report, sign once. free. enter again every day.
- the coroner recounts your dead coins on our side. only coins that once had a real market and are at least 3 days old count.
- at 00:00 UTC the biggest graveyard still holding gets buried in SOL. ties are drawn by lot. sell before then and the next in line takes it.
- the coroner looks over every winner before paying; farmed graveyards get disqualified. every SOL that leaves the coffin is listed below with its receipt.
Today's mourners
Buried in SOL
Every SOL out of the coffin
Who controls what
- The dev holds the coffin wallet and signs every payout by hand. This site can't move a single lamport.
- The dev can disqualify a farmed graveyard (the next in line gets paid, and it gets said on X) and hide an abusive epitaph. Nothing else.
- Entering is a free signed message. This site never asks you to approve a transaction.
- The coffin balance and every payout above are read straight from the chain, not typed in.
The holders' cemetery
Every holder who enters the Funeral Fund gets a stone with their last words. Bigger bag, bigger stone. Sell, and your stone is dug up.
How we pronounce a coin dead
No market anywhere, liquidity under $1,000, or under $100 of trades today, whatever market cap it claims. Coins still trading on the pump.fun curve get a pass. Dead coins count as $0 in your total.
Wallets holding $20 or more of $TReport get a gold frame on their card. The Owner Verified stamp needs a free signed message from your wallet.